Flagpole Sitta (Parody) Lyrics

I had visions I was in them
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rottenness and evil in me.

Fingertips have memories
Mine can`t forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see
Who salutes (but no one ever does)

I`m not sick but I`m not well
And I`m so hot cuz I`m in hell

Been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don`t even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs now I`m an amputee
God damn you

I`m not sick but I`m not well
And I`m so hot cuz I`m in hell
I`m not sick but I`m not well
And it`s a sin to live so well*********

I wanna publish `zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn`t hurt it feels fine
The trivial**** sublime
I`d like to turn off time
And kill my mind
And kill my mind

Paranoia paranoia
Everybody`s coming to get me
Just say you never met me
I`m running underground with the moles
diggin holes

Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they`re snoring
But if you`re bored then you`re boring
The agony and the irony they`re killing me

I`m not sick but I`m not well
And I`m so hot cuz I`m in hell
I`m not sick but I`m not well
And it`s a sin to live this well

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